Alice doesn’t live here any more

I want this to be true….
In the early days of his career, Elton John was approached to do background music for a movie.
He wrote the music without seeing the script, so, when the previews came up, he arrived at the cinema wondering what the movie would be like. Looking around, he noticed he was sitting next to Alice Cooper.
When the movie started, Elton was stunned to discover it was one of the hardest hard-core porn films he`d ever seen.
Deeply embarrassed, he turned to Alice and whispered, 
”Actually, I only came along to hear my music.”
“Yeah, man”, said Alice, “and I only came along to see my snake.”